did you know : dating is a myth, intimacy is a government-sponsored lie and kissing has been debunked as an urban legend. all those couples you’ve seen? they’re fucking with you, dude
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like a fool i have always forgiven the dc metro system every time it fucks me over because the stupid sexy 70s brutalist aesthetic is just too swag i am sorry
except you. you are a testament to american hubris and were never supposed to exist
I am so sorry to do this to you but I actually have to talk about it because it is a very specific and weird story. So pictured here is the longest escalator in the western hemisphere and it’s specifically western hemisphere because at the time of construction it was the cold war and usa government was in a dumb competition with ussr government to see who could build the longest fucking metro escalator which would prove….something, i guess. usa lost and the 3 longest escalators in the world are in St. Petersburg. so this and the st. petersburg one are all actually in fact freaky long escalators
made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish
and a joyous one for when there is love abound
can i make a contribution?
for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something
For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat
Three blind mice.
PDFDrive stopped working a couple months ago, but you can try oceanofpdf.com instead.
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Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.
This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.
Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.
pick a word or phrase to put up on the shelf until the internet learns what it actually means
gaslighting
intrusive thoughts
traumadumping
gatekeeping
industry plant
lovebombing
accountability
setting a boundary
emotional labor
other (tell me in the tags!)
When he’s your best friend and also your worst enemy and also the love of your life and
