Everybody Loves Bones McCoy

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here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

  • the ai is lesbian coded
  • the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out
  • the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog
  • they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode
  • reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them
  • the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute
  • at one point a dog is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene
  • the cia and the fbi have a turf war
  • the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years
  • some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly
  • the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character
  • shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher
  • reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex
  • one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode
  • they live in a subway basement for a year
  • the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases
LITERALLY my favorite show it is SO GOOD